加拿大名校互黑史,说好的节操呢?
2017-11-21 398人浏览
大学之间互黑好像不是什么新鲜事了,但是我错了,作为大学最多的安省给我们做了个很好的示范,撸过一遍的小编表示节操尽碎!名校之间的互黑都这么没有底线吗?没文化的表示都看不懂…
1. Why don't they have Christmas at Western?
They can't find a virgin and three wise men.
为什么西安大略都不过圣诞节?
因为他们找不到一个处女和三个智者。
(圣母玛丽生下耶稣的故事)
2. Why is it so windy in Kingston?
Because Queen's blows.
为什么金斯顿的风这么大?
皇后的人吹的!
(这个很好理解,吐槽皇后的人爱吹牛)
3. What do you get when you drive quickly through the Laurier campus
An undergraduate degree.
开车狂飙过罗瑞尔能获得什么?
一个本科学位。
(吐槽罗瑞尔的学位好拿)
4. What's the first thing a York girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
Walks home.
约克女生早上醒来的第一件事是什么?
回家。
(说约克的女生随便)
5. How can you tell if a McMaster student is a heterosexual?
He can outrun his roommate!
怎么判断某个麦马的学生是异性恋?
跑得过室友!
(这个有点污)
6. What does a U of T student call a Waterloo student after graduation
Boss.
毕业后多大学生如何称唿滑大学生?
老板。
(滑大学生成了老板,多大的只能给他们打工)
7. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Guelph?
Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
为什么圭尔夫卖那么多系扣的牛仔裤?
因为一英里外羊还是能听到zipper的声音。
(zipper是一个剪羊毛机器的品牌,这里吐槽圭尔夫太村)
8. Did you hear that the library at Ryerson burned down?
Naturally, the students were very upset... Some of the books weren't coloured-in yet.
你听说瑞尔森的图书馆烧了吗?
听说了,大家都很难过...很多书还没涂色呢
(还是说瑞尔森学生不爱读书,头脑简单)
9. Why do York graduates put a copy of their diploma in the window of their vehicles?
So they can park in handicap spaces.
为什么约克毕业的人在车窗上放一张毕业证复印件?
这样他们就可以把车停在残疾人区域了啊。
(说约克毕业的人“脑残”)
10. Who does the Waterloo Engineering Society fear the most?
Immigration.
滑铁卢工程学会最怕的是什么?
移民。
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